Yeah? How can I help you?

[ Sounding at though it’s coming from somewhat further away, a dry, sarcastic British voice responds; ]

I believe you placed the call, sir.

Oh. Right. Yeah. Sorry. Wrong number. Anyway. Yeah, I was wondering if I could get a large cheese pizza? Extra cheese. Light on the sauce. And an order of buffalo wings. And a six pack. Do you have those? I’ll take two, actually. Better safe than sorry.