[ Right. The thing he wanted to give her. He'll talk about the thing he wants to talk about later. For now, his attention perks and he adjusts his posture. Pulling out of the bag is a weird looking item with a protruding nose and an over exaggerated, rounded ass.
Yeah, who saw this one coming? It's a basic red Smuppet, and it looks more sexual than he means for it to be.
Just take it as an act of kindness or a novelty gag, honestly. The dude seems thrilled to present it to her. ]
Yeah. You've been the most fuckin' helpful, so I made you a thing.
[ Bizarre stuffed toy with a phallic shaped nose? That equals friendship in Bro-language. So congratulations? ]
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Pulling out of the bag is a weird looking item with a protruding nose and an over exaggerated, rounded ass.
Yeah, who saw this one coming? It's a basic red Smuppet, and it looks more sexual than he means for it to be.
Just take it as an act of kindness or a novelty gag, honestly.
The dude seems thrilled to present it to her. ]
Yeah.
You've been the most fuckin' helpful, so I made you a thing.
[ Bizarre stuffed toy with a phallic shaped nose? That equals friendship in Bro-language. So congratulations? ]